Paddy the Irishman collapsed in the street from a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital.
When Paddy woke up he found himself in a Catholic Hospital with a nun who immediately asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance - Paddy replied “No health insurance.”
The nun then asked if he had money in the bank – Paddy shook his head and said “No.”
The nun getting angry then asked “Do you have a relative who could pay” – Paddy said “I only one sister and she is a spinster, a nun like you.”
The nun became very angry and declare loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to Jesus” - With a smile Paddy replied, “OK the, send the bill to my Brother-in-law.”